Old City

Just a few highlights of what I saw down in Old City while going to the What Happened? show at the Khyber on Friday night.

1.  Gay Sammy Hagar look-alike.  Complete with chain wallet bearing the confederate flag, bell bottoms, and the necessary permed hair.

2.  Two people having a conversation through the window of a store.  One person was on the inside, the other on the outside.  Not entirely sure either of them could hear the other.

3.  Crazy bum guy talking to us trying to get change right outside the Khyber.  Highlights specific to this dude include:  a.)  Him referring to everyone as 'sir'.  Dude really wanted some change.  b.)  Him calling Perry a '14-year old boy'  c.)  Saying he's leaving, only to find some reason to stay and keep talking to us.  Not once, not twice, but three times.  d.)  Dude freaking out as a car is trying to park, thinking that the car was going to hit Alejandro.  e.)  Finally leaving while saying that he, and i quote:  "has more white people to fuck with".  Best dude.