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Saw two separate things tonight/this morning at Wawa on 2nd and South St's.  

Bill and I were hungry at like 2:30 AM, so we decided to walk to the Wawa and get some food.  While we're waiting for our sandwiches to get made, like three cops walk into the store and start talking to the manager, whose working behind the register.  Now, I really have to give all the credit here to Bill because he actually heard the converstation.  Well, I heard it too, but I guess I'm half deaf because I couldn't make out any of the words.  Anyway, apparently the cops started asking the manager if there was anything wrong.  What seemed to have taken place was that there was some crazy lady outside the store that the manager wanted to get rid of, so he pressed the robbery button in order to get the cops there.  The freaking robbery button!  One of the cops starts scolding him saying that he shouldn't do that as a crapload of cops will just descend upon the place if they think there's a robbery.  So the manager then proceeds to ask the cop if they (the cops) have a contact number.  He must've never heard of 911.  Weird.  Still kind of blown away that a grown man can ask a question like that.

After getting our food, we sat down at the fountain across the street to eat.  After a little while, we catch a glimpse of a guy walking by himself up 2nd Street toward South on the side opposite to us.  Dude seriously was walking like he was a zombie.  As he's walking he's peering into windows and stuff, looking very unsure as to where he was.  Finally, he stopped, looked at a door to a restaurant as if he were reading it (although I really don't think he was reading anything), and then proceeded to act as if he were going to take a piss.  The thing is, he never actually took one, or so we think.  He just stood there for a minute pulling his shirt up, unzipping his pants, and putting his hands down them.  In the end, we both decided that he was so drunk, he was convinced that he was actually taking a piss.  So we think he actually whipped it out and acted like he was peeing, when in fact, he was not.  

Definitely a great idea to go walking around as bars are letting out if you've never done it.