Mother Fucker Walking

I was hanging out at a WaWa parking lot in the glorious suburb of Bensalem Pennsylvania. Suddenly, a lady in a SUV asks me and my friends this: "Ya'll see a mother fucker walking around?" our natural reaction is What? she repeats "Ya'll see a mother fucker walking?" We just stare at her and she pulls away and circles the parking lot. She was exiting the parking lot when she sees the mother fucker she was looking for. Slams on her brakes, blocking the exit, gets out, throws her shoe at the mother fucker,the shoe lands in the middle of a semi busy street, picks up the shoe, throws it at him again, then smacks the mother fucker in the face and keeps hitting the mother fucker. The mother fucker just pushed her away and then finally ran away from her and went to a different shopping center parking lot. She gets in her car and drives to the other parking lot looking for the mother fucker as the mother fucker was hiding from her. Finally she gives up and drives away. Hopefully the mother fucker is safe. Mother fucker.

_Jay