Green and Grain

Tonight I went to the What Happened? show at the Titan House. They played with The Leftovers and it was a very good time. At one point during the night I went upstairs to go to the bathroom, and when I was in the bathroom attending to my business, I hear the following conversation taking place amongst those waiting in line outside:

-"Hey, what did you do today? Did you study for 6 hours?"

-"Nope, I smoked up and ate oatmeal"

Unfortunately, my mind was blown at this point and was not able to follow the rest of what was likely a very informative and entertaining exchange, but I feel like the part I did get was great enough as it is.

EDIT: I just realized that this is probably not as funny to those of you who smoke grass and/or eat large quantities of oats. I apologize for wasting your time.