Thursday, April 9, 2009

Back Seat Windows Up

These stories keep piling up so it's time to start cracking down on them. Here is a new one:

Went to Dave and Buster's to get some Shirley Temple's and I parallel park (rather well) behind this car. I get out and start to walk away, turn around to check out my car as I always do, OCD I guess, and see this couple making out probably doing other stuff but I didn't stare long enough to see anything going down. However, I did look long enough for the dude to stare at me for a couple seconds while making out with his woman. Which is reaallllllllllly weird. I sit with my friend at the bar and 10 minutes later Craig walks in and tells me this:


"Yo dudes, I just saw two people having sex in a car!"

And the best part is that was a completely different couple in a different car. I was walking along Columbus Ave, right next to the boats parked by D&B, and I hear what sounds like a moan. Sure enough, I look to my left, and there's a dude in the driver's seat of his car, with the seat tilted all the way back and a chick is right on top of him. I'm pretty sure they looked at me as I walked by, but I just laughed and went on my way, not knowing Jay had seen something similar only 10 minutes earlier. Crazy stuff.

-Craig

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